Why supporting the CODE is hard.

For a long time now I’ve supported those who do what I do in EVE. As most of us do, we back each other up and generally agree on topics related to how we play and the content we create. The CODE and it’s poster boys always had my support until recently. I realized that I don’t agree with them what-so-ever. I mean, Yea the core idea of the CODE is great. Miners have to buff up and not afk mine, if you do you’ll probably get ganked. Which to me isn’t a big deal since I gank on occasion and find it to be a little thrill ride. The whole mining permit thing is genius and so is the idea of “Highsec isn’t safe”. Personally, Love it. Although again beyond that the CODE is hard for someone like me to support. The “Bot aspirant” phrase gets thrown around way to much and is used as an excuse to gank. Why? Why not just gank them and mention the lack of permit? That’s mainly what bothers me to the point of blogging about it. The RP element in EVE is fine and I don’t judge, RP all you want just don’t speak of it like you’re above it when you’re part of an alliance/group/community that does it heavily. You gank and claim highsec is someone elses space blahblahblah cool. Reading what they post anybody can clearly see how deep into the immersion the poster boys are and by rule the ones around them.

 

Back to the point of “Bot-aspirant” phrase. Sadly some of the BU people I know and respect and acknowledge based on their work play into it as well. If they’re alts and have mains in the CODE it doesn’t change the respect I have/had for said toon. For Example;

“Uh, not sure how you came to the conclusion that Auto-piloting is botting. It is however bot-aspirant in nature and involves your ship being in space unattended. The general rule is that if you wouldn’t do it in low/null/wormhole space, you shouldn’t be doing it in high sec.” -BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie        (Original Post)

He get’s the second part right, If you wouldn’t do it in null/low/wsp then you shouldn’t be doing it in highsec. The first half on the other hand falls into the RP immersion ideas of the CODE. The first half, In my opinion, KILLS the ganker image. The CODE has two kinds of members though, The hardcore immersion RP furrys and the realist players that contradict what the poster boys say. For example;

I’ve never heard anyone say that afk mining was botting. Unless you can cite your source, I think you are just another butthurt carebear trying to put words in our mouths. Afk mining is afk mining. Botting is botting. Permitless mining is permitless mining. Autopiloting is autopiloting. Nobody is saying that all these things are botting, just that they are all violations of the Code. If you are curious what is and isn’t permitted in high sec, read it for yourself.

http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html

And yes, some people get too serious about it. I have alts who have been kicked from the minerbumping channel for no reason I can fathom, but whatever.” – Haedonism Bot       (Original Post)

He fucked up the first sentence since just a few post back beep stated that by default afk anything is botting or bot-aspirant behavior. Which at the end of the day is the same thing because they both fall under the same exact punishment. Then goes on to say nobody says that those things are botting, which made me lol since he perhaps hasn’t seen a CODE post on the forums. He does however go on to deplict what I found to be perfectly said. He doesn’t make excuses and defines what is what. He does go after OP for no reason who is clearly a fellow ganker but what can ya do.

 

That’s all I have on this subject for now, This topic hurts my head. I’m going to keep trolling Loyalonn and try to get some of his responses. Either his or the responses from his loyal rp furrys.

The worst CEO in EVE and I have another dance.

I posted about this corp and it’s leadership a long time ago, about 170 days, and he hasn’t changed one bit.

He convo’d me out of the blue. I was a little surprised why after such a long time he would want to talk to someone who made him lose isk and members.

[ 2014.05.15 23:59:03 ] Sarah Andonald > how much you willing to make
[ 2014.05.15 23:59:07 ] Subject 4927 > o/
[ 2014.05.15 23:59:12 ] Sarah Andonald > hello Subject 4927 been a long long time
[ 2014.05.15 23:59:18 ] Subject 4927 > Yes it has
[ 2014.05.15 23:59:25 ] Sarah Andonald > :) see your looking for a new corp why don’t you stay loyal to one lol
[ 2014.05.15 23:59:28 ] Krank Jordon > willing to make? as much as i can :P
[ 2014.05.15 23:59:46 ] Krank Jordon > Subject 4927 is a stron independant toon who dont need no man/woman/corp
[ 2014.05.15 23:59:53 ] Sarah Andonald > well if i put my heart into i can make 20 to 50b a hour
[ 2014.05.16 00:00:03 ] Krank Jordon > wow, how
[ 2014.05.16 00:00:11 ] Subject 4927 > Kewl
[ 2014.05.16 00:00:11 ] Sarah Andonald > marketing and contracting
[ 2014.05.16 00:00:21 ] Subject 4927 > I’d love to be loyal to you.
[ 2014.05.16 00:00:30 ] Krank Jordon > id need to be taught
[ 2014.05.16 00:00:35 ] Sarah Andonald > you would be my slave
[ 2014.05.16 00:00:41 ] Sarah Andonald > but i am willing to teach anyone
[ 2014.05.16 00:00:46 ] Sarah Andonald > that is what my corp does
[ 2014.05.16 00:00:48 ] Krank Jordon > how much would i need to start with
[ 2014.05.16 00:00:50 ] Sarah Andonald > is teach and have fun
[ 2014.05.16 00:01:07 ] Sarah Andonald > hell i can teach you how to turn 30m into 100m in 20mins

After that I was invited into corp. I heard that there was a Orca about so I waiting a day before doing my fun. He linked some screenshots of him and his wallet. Fakes but nonetheless amusing. He sent me a screen of him having 17t isk the first day, the next he sent me a screen of him having 19t. So yea I guess he made 2t over night.. in highsec.

[ 2014.05.16 00:34:05 ] Sarah Andonald > http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198057157258/screenshot/57789654700426
[ 2014.05.16 00:36:00 ] Sarah Andonald > http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198057157258/screenshot/577896547004268037

The first link showcases his steam screen caps.

So the second day I really wanted to get out of corp since the IQ level of these players was beyond me and was starting to diminish mine. I pushed for a mining op to happen and well… it just kinda did. Orca pilot was very willing to either bring a hulk or an Orca and two other miners where interested in coming. If they had just clicked on my name and read my bio, they would have saved themselves a lot of isk. I burned 8j in a local reps cane and melted the thing. This corp did not deserve mercy and neither did the CEO. No ransom to save ships. This is about my principles. 

The logs are long, So I’m going to spare you with the whole thing and just posting the better parts. A pastebin link will be at the bottom for anybody interested.

[ 2014.05.17 23:14:54 ] Subject 4927 > Also, Are we going to put to a mining op together?
[ 2014.05.17 23:16:18 ] Rosalie Vanger > yeah someone is setting one up
[ 2014.05.17 23:16:32 ] Ageck Kalenia > OMW back to Jerma now with a nicely fitted Hulk
[ 2014.05.17 23:16:46 ] Subject 4927 > Do we not have Orca support?
[ 2014.05.17 23:16:48 ] Ageck Kalenia > And I will have an Orca fitted in about 15 min
[ 2014.05.17 23:17:00 ] Subject 4927 > You can’t fly both man
[ 2014.05.17 23:17:02 ] Subject 4927 > lol
[ 2014.05.17 23:17:29 ] Ageck Kalenia > Well then make up your mind what you want ;)
[ 2014.05.17 23:17:46 ] Subject 4927 > Orca plis D:
[ 2014.05.17 23:17:54 ] Subject 4927 > I’d like to make some isk tonight.
[ 2014.05.17 23:17:58 ] Ageck Kalenia > you got it
[ 2014.05.17 23:18:44 ] Subject 4927 > I will pay for Orca support in ore :)
[ 2014.05.17 23:18:48 ] Subject 4927 > We all should tbh
[ 2014.05.17 23:19:18 ] Ageck Kalenia > You will get Orca with mindlink and T2 boosts ;)
[ 2014.05.17 23:19:26 ] Subject 4927 > Range boosts?
[ 2014.05.17 23:19:46 ] Ageck Kalenia > Mining Foreman Link – Laser Optimization II Mining Foreman Link – Mining Laser Field Enhancement II
[ 2014.05.17 23:20:04 ] Rosalie Vanger > Ageck Kalenia what are your skills?
[ 2014.05.17 23:20:12 ] Subject 4927 > Range is the best by far.
[ 2014.05.17 23:20:24 ] Ageck Kalenia > Leadership Level V Mining Director Level V
[ 2014.05.17 23:20:42 ] Rosalie Vanger > nice
[ 2014.05.17 23:21:07 ] Ageck Kalenia > hope so… haven’t used the skills in 2 yr probably
[ 2014.05.17 23:21:53 ] Rosalie Vanger > should be fine
[ 2014.05.17 23:22:17 ] Subject 4927 > kewl so do we have a fleet up? and mining in jerma right?
[ 2014.05.17 23:22:47 ] Rosalie Vanger > yeah let Ageck be fc

[jabber and death of ships]

[ 2014.05.17 23:56:43 ] Sarah Andonald > Kill: Ageck Kalenia (Orca)
[ 2014.05.17 23:56:53 ] Sarah Andonald > Dammit Subject
[ 2014.05.17 23:56:55 ] Sarah Andonald > stop that shit
[ 2014.05.17 23:57:27 ] Sarah Andonald > Kill: Ageck Kalenia (Capsule)
[ 2014.05.17 23:57:48 ] Jacob Kelin > what?
[ 2014.05.17 23:58:07 ] Jacob Kelin > why
[ 2014.05.17 23:58:16 ] Sarah Andonald > idk -,-
[ 2014.05.17 23:58:21 ] Sarah Andonald > but rules are rules
[ 2014.05.17 23:58:39 ] Jacob Kelin > i just killed 3 rats
[ 2014.05.17 23:58:42 ] Rosalie Vanger > Damn that sucks, was it a duel or did he just kill you?
[ 2014.05.17 23:59:07 ] Eclipse Foreseen > not duel
[ 2014.05.17 23:59:10 ] Ageck Kalenia > Do I look like I’d accept a duel in my Orca?
[ 2014.05.17 23:59:21 ] Jacob Kelin > where are you guys
[ 2014.05.17 23:59:26 ] Rosalie Vanger > maybe
[ 2014.05.18 00:00:09 ] Khadhir Hashul > eesh
[ 2014.05.18 00:00:09 ] Jacob Kelin > where are you
[ 2014.05.18 00:00:48 ] Khadhir Hashul > hey, anyone here can fly an orca/freighter?
[ 2014.05.18 00:00:56 ] Jack Singelton > me lol
[ 2014.05.18 00:01:02 ] Jack Singelton > BUT
[ 2014.05.18 00:01:08 ] Jack Singelton > I am in negative isk
[ 2014.05.18 00:01:11 ] Khadhir Hashul > yeah the debt
[ 2014.05.18 00:01:12 ] Sarah Andonald > anyone who can get on teamspeak
[ 2014.05.18 00:01:13 ] Khadhir Hashul > i remember that
[ 2014.05.18 00:01:15 ] Sarah Andonald > we have to have a vote
[ 2014.05.18 00:01:30 ] Khadhir Hashul > i mean someone with isk
[ 2014.05.18 00:01:37 ] Subject 4927 > A vote?
[ 2014.05.18 00:01:41 ] Sarah Andonald > yeah
[ 2014.05.18 00:01:43 ] Sarah Andonald > A vote
[ 2014.05.18 00:01:45 ] Rosalie Vanger > My Orca is ons sale if you are interested Orca (Auction)
[ 2014.05.18 00:02:00 ] Khadhir Hashul > Rosalie Vanger want to earn a little isk with that orca?
[ 2014.05.18 00:02:07 ] Khadhir Hashul > i’ve got a 100 mil courier that needs to get done
[ 2014.05.18 00:02:08 ] Sarah Andonald > All in vote to kick Subject 4927 for breaking a First class rule or give him a chance
[ 2014.05.18 00:02:44 ] Jacob Kelin > found you
[ 2014.05.18 00:03:14 ] Rosalie Vanger > Sorry I’m going soon, early morning
[ 2014.05.18 00:03:16 ] Ageck Kalenia > I vote yes – UNLESS he replaces what he broke. At Amarr price.
[ 2014.05.18 00:03:28 ] Jacob Kelin > what did he do
[ 2014.05.18 00:04:04 ] Rosalie Vanger > He blew up Ageck Kill: Ageck Kalenia (Orca)
[ 2014.05.18 00:04:15 ] Cali Atruin > wait what happened?
[ 2014.05.18 00:04:19 ] Rosalie Vanger > and his pod :( Kill: Ageck Kalenia (Capsule)
[ 2014.05.18 00:05:05 ] Jacob Kelin > that sucker
[ 2014.05.18 00:05:42 ] Jacob Kelin > that ***** he killed me
[ 2014.05.18 00:05:46 ] Ageck Kalenia > Now we’re being trolled by this guy
[ 2014.05.18 00:05:48 ] Jacob Kelin > subject killed me
[ 2014.05.18 00:06:21 ] Jacob Kelin > that sukcer has to replace my ship
[ 2014.05.18 00:06:58 ] Jacob Kelin > me=kick subject
[ 2014.05.18 00:07:40 ] Sarah Andonald > ok
[ 2014.05.18 00:07:49 ] Viator Omanid > kick him
[ 2014.05.18 00:07:51 ] Rosalie Vanger > Jacob Kelin show the kill mails
[ 2014.05.18 00:08:01 ] Jacob Kelin > ?
[ 2014.05.18 00:08:09 ] Viator Omanid > not you
[ 2014.05.18 00:08:14 ] Viator Omanid > subject
[ 2014.05.18 00:08:27 ] Rosalie Vanger > he killed you right?
[ 2014.05.18 00:08:29 ] Viator Omanid > if thats what you were”?” about Jacob Kelin
[ 2014.05.18 00:08:30 ] Jacob Kelin > ya
[ 2014.05.18 00:08:44 ] Rosalie Vanger > link the kill mail so we can see
[ 2014.05.18 00:08:56 ] Subject 4927 > So mister CEO, i need a medal.
[ 2014.05.18 00:09:06 ] Sarah Andonald > a metal for what
[ 2014.05.18 00:09:16 ] Rosalie Vanger > it is in the log on your char sheet
[ 2014.05.18 00:09:23 ] Jacob Kelin > he followed me then i got caught up with some rats and my ship blew up with 1/3 sheilds and full armor and hull and my capsule was killed
[ 2014.05.18 00:10:13 ] Viator Omanid > Ageck Kalenia can you re-invme to the fleet please?
[ 2014.05.18 00:10:19 ] Cali Atruin > I vote kick him
[ 2014.05.18 00:10:33 ] Sarah Andonald > he has to dock :/
[ 2014.05.18 00:10:35 ] Sarah Andonald > hmm
[ 2014.05.18 00:10:38 ] Sarah Andonald > one sec
[ 2014.05.18 00:10:54 ] Ageck Kalenia > Fleet is not happening. Orca is dead. I am in a new clone on the other side of the galaxy.
[ 2014.05.18 00:11:01 ] Jacob Kelin > me to
[ 2014.05.18 00:11:06 ] Khadhir Hashul > ….soooo
[ 2014.05.18 00:11:20 ] Khadhir Hashul > does anyone want to freight something?
[ 2014.05.18 00:11:41 ] Jacob Kelin > can i have some money back for my algos or at lleast its fittings
[ 2014.05.18 00:11:44 ] Khadhir Hashul > i’ve got 100 mil isk for anyone with the capability/need
[ 2014.05.18 00:12:11 ] Khadhir Hashul > Jacob Kelin here, have a mil
[ 2014.05.18 00:12:17 ] Jacob Kelin > thx
[ 2014.05.18 00:13:23 ] Subject 4927 > Sarah Andonald I need a medal to leave corp.
[ 2014.05.18 00:13:28 ] Rosalie Vanger > :)
[ 2014.05.18 00:13:29 ] Jacob Kelin > what the?
[ 2014.05.18 00:13:32 ] Subject 4927 > Or else ill stay, forevers.
[ 2014.05.18 00:13:48 ] Rosalie Vanger > Jacob Kelin let me know if ou need help getting some of your stuff back
[ 2014.05.18 00:14:14 ] Jacob Kelin > ok ill let you know thx for the offer
[ 2014.05.18 00:14:21 ] Sarah Andonald > you got your metal it was a bigger bounty
[ 2014.05.18 00:14:37 ] Subject 4927 > If i don’t get a medal, ill get into corp with other toon, and do this until the end of time.
[ 2014.05.18 00:14:49 ] Subject 4927 > Be a good CEO and save your members :)
[ 2014.05.18 00:15:07 ] Jacob Kelin > i think subjects black mailing you
[ 2014.05.18 00:15:20 ] Jacob Kelin > or simply needing a favor
[ 2014.05.18 00:15:31 ] Subject 4927 > I’m asking for a favor.
[ 2014.05.18 00:16:23 ] Rosalie Vanger > Subject 4927 will this be on your blog?
[ 2014.05.18 00:16:34 ] Subject 4927 > I’m asking for him to do the corp he owns (and the members in it) a favor.
[ 2014.05.18 00:17:07 ] Subject 4927 > Perhaps Rosalie, thanks for reading!
[ 2014.05.18 00:17:16 ] Rosalie Vanger > np
[ 2014.05.18 00:17:51 ] Subject 4927 > Guys,
[ 2014.05.18 00:17:55 ] Subject 4927 > Your CEO sucks.
[ 2014.05.18 00:18:07 ] Sarah Andonald > Clap clap
[ 2014.05.18 00:18:08 ] Subject 4927 > He lies about having 17t.
[ 2014.05.18 00:18:16 ] Subject 4927 > And recruits people like me.
[ 2014.05.18 00:18:43 ] Subject 4927 > Ageck Kalenia Lost his Orca, Because his CEO failed to protect him.
[ 2014.05.18 00:19:08 ] Jacob Kelin > you killed my ship for no reason
[ 2014.05.18 00:19:21 ] Jacob Kelin > and capsule
[ 2014.05.18 00:19:28 ] Subject 4927 > I killed your ship and pod because your CEO let me.
[ 2014.05.18 00:19:37 ] Jesus Biscuts > I heard this before from another and he was a stupid shit so just shut up
[ 2014.05.18 00:19:43 ] Jacob Kelin > ya
[ 2014.05.18 00:19:51 ] Subject 4927 > Jesus please.
[ 2014.05.18 00:20:09 ] Subject 4927 > Calm your mamaries.
[ 2014.05.18 00:20:32 ] Rosalie Vanger > yeah I checked online and alot of people have been killed by him
[ 2014.05.18 00:20:33 ] Subject 4927 > I mean, I’m trying to negotiate a deal here and your CEO doesn’t have the backbone to speak.
[ 2014.05.18 00:20:54 ] Sarah Andonald > I am speaking just gave Ageck money
[ 2014.05.18 00:21:11 ] Subject 4927 > How much?
[ 2014.05.18 00:22:49 ] Subject 4927 > Ageck Kalenia Are you okay with that?
[ 2014.05.18 00:23:23 ] Subject 4927 > I fial to understand why the good people of this corp stand behind such a flawed leader.
[ 2014.05.18 00:23:29 ] Subject 4927 > fail*
[ 2014.05.18 00:24:20 ] Subject 4927 > Do you think this will only happen once? If you give me a medal your corp will be safe.
[ 2014.05.18 00:24:50 ] Sarah Andonald > So you threaten us like a childish bitch and you feel like a man
[ 2014.05.18 00:24:50 ] Sarah Andonald > hmm
[ 2014.05.18 00:24:55 ] Sarah Andonald > I don’t think so
[ 2014.05.18 00:24:59 ] Jesus Biscuts > XD
[ 2014.05.18 00:25:01 ] Subject 4927 > Sarah will you hand me my medal?
[ 2014.05.18 00:25:03 ] Sarah Andonald > so if your going to do something bring it faggot
[ 2014.05.18 00:25:11 ] Subject 4927 > Or will your corp lose more ships and isk?
[ 2014.05.18 00:25:48 ] Subject 4927 > So everybody in corp chat just witnessed you refusing to take my peace offer.
[ 2014.05.18 00:26:04 ] Jacob Kelin > because you didnt ask nicly
[ 2014.05.18 00:26:25 ] Subject 4927 > I got a medal. Sweet.
[ 2014.05.18 00:28:07 ] Sarah Andonald > Subject 4927 Dock now
[ 2014.05.18 00:28:19 ] Subject 4927 > Having a medal is hard.
[ 2014.05.18 00:28:48 ] Ageck Kalenia > already did
[ 2014.05.18 00:29:02 ] Subject 4927 > I need to clean it, keep it looking and stuff. So I’m going to need 200mil to maintain it.
[ 2014.05.18 00:29:13 ] Rosalie Vanger > lol
[ 2014.05.18 00:29:20 ] Sarah Andonald > LOL
[ 2014.05.18 00:29:34 ] Cypher Wulf > Herro all
[ 2014.05.18 00:29:37 ] Rosalie Vanger > are you really going to ransom the corp?
[ 2014.05.18 00:29:48 ] Jesus Biscuts > HA HA go f*ck yourself C:
[ 2014.05.18 00:29:53 ] Subject 4927 > Yes. Do yourselfs a favor.
[ 2014.05.18 00:29:53 ] Sarah Andonald > hey Cypher get on teamspeak
[ 2014.05.18 00:30:05 ] Rosalie Vanger > you cannot stay in space all day
[ 2014.05.18 00:30:07 ] Jacob Kelin > everybody can group you know
[ 2014.05.18 00:31:52 ] Subject 4927 > Sarah has claimed to have over 17t isk.
[ 2014.05.18 00:32:11 ] Subject 4927 > But he refuses to give me 200mil to keep his members safe?
[ 2014.05.18 00:32:14 ] Jack Singelton > so I have a quadrillion isk
[ 2014.05.18 00:32:21 ] Subject 4927 > Is that the CEO you want?
[ 2014.05.18 00:32:34 ] Subject 4927 > Please Jack, this is a conversation for adults.
[ 2014.05.18 00:32:43 ] Ceko Azoth > lol
[ 2014.05.18 00:32:47 ] Ceko Azoth > what a goof
[ 2014.05.18 00:32:53 ] Cali Atruin > why don’t you just leave us in peace ya ass hate
[ 2014.05.18 00:34:17 ] Subject 4927 > Someone who claims to have 17t isk could afford 200mil.
[ 2014.05.18 00:35:59 ] Jesus Biscuts > and someone with any ship what so ever is able to f*ck off C:
[ 2014.05.18 00:36:08 ] Jacob Kelin > you know that someone can put a bount on you
[ 2014.05.18 00:37:29 ] Subject 4927 > Guys, I’m being serious.
[ 2014.05.18 00:37:43 ] Jacob Kelin > someone kick him already
[ 2014.05.18 00:37:49 ] Subject 4927 > It’s up to your CEO.
[ 2014.05.18 00:38:06 ] Subject 4927 > He can save your corp from more mayhem.
[ 2014.05.18 00:38:28 ] Subject 4927 > For the low price of 200mil + shipping.
[ 2014.05.18 00:40:55 ] Subject 4927 > If not, this is bound to happen until this corp dies.
[ 2014.05.18 00:41:18 ] Sarah Andonald > what is funny
[ 2014.05.18 00:41:24 ] Sarah Andonald > is none of us are freaking out lol
[ 2014.05.18 00:41:27 ] Sarah Andonald > we are just laughing
[ 2014.05.18 00:41:38 ] Subject 4927 > That’s great.
[ 2014.05.18 00:41:46 ] Jesus Biscuts > pretty much :3
[ 2014.05.18 00:41:56 ] Subject 4927 > Still doesn’t change anything.
[ 2014.05.18 00:42:05 ] Subject 4927 > I’m trying very hard to help you.
[ 2014.05.18 00:42:21 ] Jesus Biscuts > you mean that your a piece of shit yeah doesnt change a thing
[ 2014.05.18 00:43:17 ] Rosalie Vanger > Anyone play minecraft?
[ 2014.05.18 00:43:31 ] Subject 4927 > I do.
[ 2014.05.18 00:43:44 ] Jesus Biscuts > not to use you dont
[ 2014.05.18 00:43:55 ] Subject 4927 > English please sir.

[jabber]

[ 2014.05.18 00:55:50 ] Subject 4927 > So why are you all afraid of me?
[ 2014.05.18 00:55:59 ] Rosalie Vanger > so if you want to refine veldspar, check the price per unit of veldspar and the price per unit of tritanium
[ 2014.05.18 00:56:07 ] Rosalie Vanger > I’m not afraid, I love you
[ 2014.05.18 00:56:24 ] Subject 4927 > Besides you sweet buns.
[ 2014.05.18 00:56:29 ] Rosalie Vanger > :D
[ 2014.05.18 00:57:13 ] Jacob Kelin > cause you have a one shot kill on algos
[ 2014.05.18 00:57:27 ] Subject 4927 > That’s one reason.
[ 2014.05.18 00:57:40 ] Subject 4927 > I’m glad we could establish your fear of me Jacob.
[ 2014.05.18 00:58:00 ] Rosalie Vanger > Subject do you normaly fly with a cloak in your cane?
[ 2014.05.18 00:58:31 ] Subject 4927 > Yea, It’s how I can stay in corp for how ever long I need to.
[ 2014.05.18 00:58:54 ] Jacob Kelin > i dont like you
[ 2014.05.18 00:58:59 ] Rosalie Vanger > that’s cool
[ 2014.05.18 00:59:06 ] Subject 4927 > But i like you Jacob!
[ 2014.05.18 00:59:18 ] Jacob Kelin > then why did you kill me
[ 2014.05.18 00:59:30 ] Subject 4927 > Because I’m trying to help you understand.
[ 2014.05.18 00:59:39 ] Jacob Kelin > understand what
[ 2014.05.18 00:59:42 ] Subject 4927 > Your CEO is bad at being well… a CEO
[ 2014.05.18 00:59:48 ] Menare Sklor > If your so fearless why dont you come and just dock or face us as a corp instead of ambushing us
[ 2014.05.18 00:59:58 ] Jacob Kelin > ya
[ 2014.05.18 01:00:00 ] Subject 4927 > you’re*
[ 2014.05.18 01:00:06 ] Subject 4927 > And I’d love to fight!
[ 2014.05.18 01:00:12 ] Jacob Kelin > and i am not telling you were i am mining
[ 2014.05.18 01:01:04 ] Subject 4927 > I could find you, I don’t need you and your bad grammar to tell me. Mister.
[ 2014.05.18 01:01:40 ] Jacob Kelin > andi am using a expenable ship and i can afford another clone
[ 2014.05.18 01:01:53 ] Subject 4927 > Cool beans.

[jabber]

[ 2014.05.18 01:24:15 ] Jacob Kelin > subject is here to make people not have fun on this game
[ 2014.05.18 01:25:05 ] Rosalie Vanger > yeah
[ 2014.05.18 01:25:10 ] Rosalie Vanger > he is
[ 2014.05.18 01:25:16 ] Subject 4927 > Kewl.

[jabber]

Alright at this point I told them to meet me in space and come fight me (Jerma P4) and they proceded to take forever to fleet up and try to blob me. They melted in under 60 seconds flat or that’s how fast it felt at least.

Arbitrator  Bellicose  Thorax  Tornado  Punisher  Algos  (and a little later) Wolf

After they melted I didn’t have much more to go after. This corp had been beaten down pretty badly. The first time around I made most members quit and they lost more. After their fail-blob corp chat got a little rowdy.

[ 2014.05.18 02:14:26 ] Subject 4927 > Jerma planet 4
[ 2014.05.18 02:15:12 ] Subject 4927 > What are you bringing?
[ 2014.05.18 02:15:22 ] Sarah Andonald > a ibis XD
[ 2014.05.18 02:15:41 ] Subject 4927 > Alright.
[ 2014.05.18 02:27:46 ] Subject 4927 > Is nobody coming to fight?
[ 2014.05.18 02:27:53 ] Subject 4927 > You won’t pay and you won’t fight?
[ 2014.05.18 02:28:45 ] Subject 4927 > I’m sitting here at planet 4 waiting for someone to fight me like you all wanted to.
[ 2014.05.18 02:28:50 ] Jesus Biscuts > hang on C:
[ 2014.05.18 02:29:08 ] Subject 4927 > You’re taking to long, means you’re scared.
[ 2014.05.18 02:29:19 ] Jesus Biscuts > im eating biscuits
[ 2014.05.18 02:29:29 ] Subject 4927 > You sound fat.
[ 2014.05.18 02:29:41 ] Rosalie Vanger > lol
[ 2014.05.18 02:34:03 ] Jesus Biscuts > biscuits are yummy
[ 2014.05.18 02:34:18 ] Ageck Kalenia > /emote that’s nice
[ 2014.05.18 02:34:23 ] Subject 4927 > Keep at it fatty.
[ 2014.05.18 02:34:38 ] Jesus Biscuts > yum yum
[ 2014.05.18 02:35:01 ] Jesus Biscuts > crunch and the cookie crumbles
[ 2014.05.18 02:36:22 ] Subject 4927 > Planet 4 neerds.
[ 2014.05.18 02:39:46 ] Subject 4927 > I see Sarah is finally here.
[ 2014.05.18 02:39:50 ] Subject 4927 > Can we finally fight?
[ 2014.05.18 02:40:07 ] Subject 4927 > Or do you still need time to find some bravery?
[ 2014.05.18 02:42:38 ] Jesus Biscuts > HI!
[ 2014.05.18 02:44:14 ] Jacob Kelin > igoing down
[ 2014.05.18 02:48:16 ] Subject 4927 > Any more?
[ 2014.05.18 02:51:55 ] Sarah Andonald > nah
[ 2014.05.18 02:52:02 ] Sarah Andonald > we had our fun got our laughs
[ 2014.05.18 02:52:12 ] Jacob Kelin > and i died
[ 2014.05.18 02:52:15 ] Subject 4927 > lmfao
[ 2014.05.18 02:52:16 ] Jacob Kelin > still lol
[ 2014.05.18 02:52:20 ] Rosalie Vanger > lol
[ 2014.05.18 02:52:29 ] Rosalie Vanger > got the killmail?
[ 2014.05.18 02:52:42 ] Subject 4927 > Kill: Jacob Kelin (Thorax)
[ 2014.05.18 02:52:44 ] Subject 4927 > dat fit
[ 2014.05.18 02:52:46 ] Subject 4927 > i cri
[ 2014.05.18 02:52:51 ] Jacob Kelin > he killed my ship not my capsule
[ 2014.05.18 02:53:03 ] Jacob Kelin > i am currently on my way to couster
[ 2014.05.18 02:53:38 ] Subject 4927 > Sarah Andonald’s Frozen Corpse
[ 2014.05.18 02:53:44 ] Subject 4927 > huehuehue
[ 2014.05.18 02:54:08 ] Jacob Kelin > am i the only person that didnt die completly
[ 2014.05.18 02:54:27 ] Subject 4927 > Everybody got away w/ their pods
[ 2014.05.18 02:54:36 ] Subject 4927 > You already got pod killed.
[ 2014.05.18 02:54:41 ] Jacob Kelin > ok
[ 2014.05.18 02:54:43 ] Subject 4927 > So don’t feel special.
[ 2014.05.18 02:54:58 ] Jacob Kelin > ok
[ 2014.05.18 02:55:03 ] Subject 4927 > ok
[ 2014.05.18 02:56:15 ] Subject 4927 > Sarah Andonald You’re probably the worst CEO I’ve ever seen first hand.
[ 2014.05.18 02:56:21 ] Subject 4927 > You should stop.
[ 2014.05.18 02:56:42 ] Eclipse Foreseen > Just
[ 2014.05.18 02:56:43 ] Eclipse Foreseen > shut
[ 2014.05.18 02:56:45 ] Eclipse Foreseen > up
[ 2014.05.18 02:56:46 ] Sarah Andonald > your funny
[ 2014.05.18 02:56:52 ] Subject 4927 > You’re*
[ 2014.05.18 02:57:28 ] Subject 4927 > Why anybody would even stay in this corp is beyond me.

Things got weird after, check the pastebin. This is the last bit of logs that are worth looking over for some tiny luls.

 

[ 2014.05.18 02:58:01 ] Jacob Kelin > which is why you SHOULD LEAVE
[ 2014.05.18 02:58:09 ] Subject 4927 > I mean, most of you should leave corp and find another.
[ 2014.05.18 02:58:18 ] Rosalie Vanger > I like this corp
[ 2014.05.18 02:58:19 ] Subject 4927 > Well Jacob you should stay, you belong here.
[ 2014.05.18 02:58:20 ] Sarah Andonald > then why have you not left yet
[ 2014.05.18 02:59:10 ] Subject 4927 > Rosalie Vanger You need to jump ship.
[ 2014.05.18 02:59:30 ] Rosalie Vanger > Sometimes I do
[ 2014.05.18 02:59:35 ] Subject 4927 > This corp will never stop being bad,
[ 2014.05.18 02:59:48 ] Rosalie Vanger > sometimes a shuttle and other times something else :D
[ 2014.05.18 02:59:50 ] Subject 4927 > So save your ISK and join another corp.
[ 2014.05.18 03:01:00 ] Rosalie Vanger > :(
[ 2014.05.18 03:07:44 ] Sarah Andonald > Subject 4927 Oh your still here must not be that bad of a corp then LOL
[ 2014.05.18 03:09:02 ] Sarah Andonald > hmm well if your still here that means everything you just said was idiotic and pointless XD
[ 2014.05.18 03:09:28 ] Subject 4927 > You should give up.
[ 2014.05.18 03:09:42 ] Jesus Biscuts > you should
[ 2014.05.18 03:10:02 ] Subject 4927 > See? Jesus agrees.
[ 2014.05.18 03:10:15 ] Jesus Biscuts > I meant you
[ 2014.05.18 03:10:20 ] Jesus Biscuts > shithead
[ 2014.05.18 03:10:28 ] Subject 4927 > Woah woah, simmer down.
[ 2014.05.18 03:10:28 ] Sarah Andonald > LOL
[ 2014.05.18 03:10:52 ] Jesus Biscuts > you simmier down you piece if shit
[ 2014.05.18 03:10:58 ] Jesus Biscuts > XD
[ 2014.05.18 03:11:30 ] Subject 4927 > You’re not very nice.
[ 2014.05.18 03:11:52 ] Jesus Biscuts > says the one that calls me fatty C:
[ 2014.05.18 03:12:07 ] Viator Omanid > lol
[ 2014.05.18 03:12:16 ] Subject 4927 > You got me there.
[ 2014.05.18 03:12:31 ] Jesus Biscuts > thats right you snotty lil spitfuck
[ 2014.05.18 03:13:01 ] Sarah Andonald > OH thats from jesus’s mouth let god smite thee ass in holy water
[ 2014.05.18 03:14:26 ] Jesus Biscuts > drown you revive you drown you revive you drown you revive you and so on
[ 2014.05.18 03:15:08 ] Sarah Andonald > And let the devil take your ass in a prison cell that oe day you learn to fuck yourself in a daily rouiten
[ 2014.05.18 03:15:30 ] Jacob Kelin > subject you should probblay go before you have your mind blinded
[ 2014.05.18 03:15:45 ] Subject 4927 > Mind blinded?
[ 2014.05.18 03:15:51 ] Viator Omanid > yes.
[ 2014.05.18 03:15:55 ] Viator Omanid > mind blinded.
[ 2014.05.18 03:16:04 ] Subject 4927 > …alright.

[......]

[ 2014.05.18 03:29:07 ] Jesus Biscuts > because he’s a STUPID FUCKING SONOFABITCHFUCKINGPIECEOFSPITFUCKIEFKGBFEUHFGV
[ 2014.05.18 03:29:20 ] Jesus Biscuts > o.o
[ 2014.05.18 03:29:31 ] Jacob Kelin > beep beep beepbeep
[ 2014.05.18 03:30:42 ] Sarah Andonald > Subject 4927 you have not left the corp yet
[ 2014.05.18 03:30:43 ] Jesus Biscuts > that was for my retriever you fuck
[ 2014.05.18 03:30:45 ] Sarah Andonald > can you doc please
[ 2014.05.18 03:33:05 ] Jacob Kelin > subject dock please
[ 2014.05.18 03:33:19 ] Jesus Biscuts > DOC
[ 2014.05.18 03:33:22 ] Jesus Biscuts > Medic!
[ 2014.05.18 03:33:28 ] Sarah Andonald > DURKA
[ 2014.05.18 03:33:32 ] Sarah Andonald > DOCK
[ 2014.05.18 03:33:32 ] Jesus Biscuts > Doctor!!
[ 2014.05.18 03:33:37 ] Jesus Biscuts > Medic!
[ 2014.05.18 03:33:41 ] Sarah Andonald > DUCK
[ 2014.05.18 03:35:12 ] Jacob Kelin > can someone almost kill him so he has to dock
[ 2014.05.18 03:37:31 ] Jacob Kelin > dock!!
[ 2014.05.18 03:37:34 ] Rosalie Vanger > Kill: Dai Matsumoto (Capsule)
[ 2014.05.18 03:37:49 ] Jacob Kelin > why
[ 2014.05.18 03:37:57 ] Rosalie Vanger > Somehow he was all red, dont know why
[ 2014.05.18 03:37:57 ] Subject 4927 > lmao
[ 2014.05.18 03:38:39 ] Rosalie Vanger > concord destroyed his ship, I think he had just podded someone
[ 2014.05.18 03:38:51 ] Jacob Kelin > what is podding
[ 2014.05.18 03:39:00 ] Rosalie Vanger > destroying your capsule
[ 2014.05.18 03:39:10 ] Jacob Kelin > like subject did
[ 2014.05.18 03:39:12 ] Rosalie Vanger > yeah
[ 2014.05.18 03:39:16 ] Subject 4927 > rofl
[ 2014.05.18 03:39:30 ] Jacob Kelin > cant someone manully kick him
[ 2014.05.18 03:39:43 ] Rosalie Vanger > have to wait till he docks
[ 2014.05.18 03:40:06 ] Jacob Kelin > subject why are you so ancuos to stay in the corp
[ 2014.05.18 03:40:15 ] Jesus Biscuts > get
[ 2014.05.18 03:40:17 ] Jesus Biscuts > the
[ 2014.05.18 03:40:21 ] Jesus Biscuts > fcuck
[ 2014.05.18 03:40:26 ] Jesus Biscuts > out
[ 2014.05.18 03:40:32 ] Jesus Biscuts > fuck* XD
[ 2014.05.18 03:41:54 ] Rosalie Vanger > Subject 4927 “What’s the point in posting a thread about it.” lol
[ 2014.05.18 03:42:44 ] Subject 4927 > lol where is that?
[ 2014.05.18 03:42:52 ] Rosalie Vanger > https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=338438
[ 2014.05.18 03:43:35 ] Subject 4927 > (:
[ 2014.05.18 03:46:18 ] Subject 4927 > Can you guys give me a bigger bounty.
[ 2014.05.18 03:46:39 ] Cypher Wulf > nope
[ 2014.05.18 03:46:53 ] D1abl0 > password to ts3 channel
[ 2014.05.18 03:47:52 ] Jacob Kelin > subjcet DOCK!!!!
[ 2014.05.18 03:49:02 ] Jesus Biscuts > WHO WANTS A MUFFIN!!?
[ 2014.05.18 03:49:32 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Corp : Brutor Tribe

If a corp is bad enough, they get a evemail at the end of my services.

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I got some pods and some other ships, Check my KB for a better look at the mails. Pastebin for those who want to read all the logs.

 

Toprosper is going to take my iskies

[ 2014.05.08 20:20:11 ] Subject 4927 > Is the other toon an alt
[ 2014.05.08 20:20:18 ] Toprosper > who?
[ 2014.05.08 20:20:27 ] Subject 4927 > In your corp.
[ 2014.05.08 20:21:02 ] Toprosper > I guess that is something you going to figure out along the way
[ 2014.05.08 20:21:11 ] Toprosper > going to need*
[ 2014.05.08 20:21:51 ] Toprosper > I’m not convinced that is your concern though, was there no other reason for this convo?
[ 2014.05.08 20:22:04 ] Subject 4927 > I wanted to get to know you better.
[ 2014.05.08 20:22:48 ] Toprosper > Ok, and how does that help you?
[ 2014.05.08 20:23:50 ] Subject 4927 > It helps me in a lot of ways.
[ 2014.05.08 20:24:06 ] Toprosper > Only if I give you information of course
[ 2014.05.08 20:24:32 ] Toprosper > Which for the most part I feel, you'[re just going to have to get that some other way throughout the span of the war
[ 2014.05.08 20:25:29 ] Toprosper > You will get to know me plenty much by that point
[ 2014.05.08 20:25:47 ] Subject 4927 > I already know everything i want to know lols. I’m just making small talk.
[ 2014.05.08 20:26:31 ] Toprosper > I’m not sure you do tbh
[ 2014.05.08 20:26:49 ] Toprosper > It’s probably not enough, I mean how do you know, that you know?
[ 2014.05.08 20:27:50 ] Subject 4927 > I’ve been playing for a long time. I know the people worth knowing. Ya feel me dawg.
[ 2014.05.08 20:28:02 ] Toprosper > Not really…
[ 2014.05.08 20:28:15 ] Subject 4927 > So like, What would i even need to know about you that i already know.
[ 2014.05.08 20:28:38 ] Subject 4927 > Like we pew pew each other, If you even do 1v1s lols.
[ 2014.05.08 20:28:42 ] Toprosper > Well had you have already known, would you need to open a convo?
[ 2014.05.08 20:29:35 ] Subject 4927 > Uhh yes.
[ 2014.05.08 20:29:44 ] Toprosper > and how are 1v1s relevant?
[ 2014.05.08 20:29:57 ] Subject 4927 > You don’t seem like you would do a 1v1
[ 2014.05.08 20:30:24 ] Subject 4927 > Probably stay docked if i come out into system, or get your alt/friend to halp.
[ 2014.05.08 20:30:27 ] Toprosper > Would I have much to gain form it? Probably less so
[ 2014.05.08 20:30:43 ] Subject 4927 > Well a war is so you can pew pew in highsec.
[ 2014.05.08 20:30:47 ] Subject 4927 > Right?
[ 2014.05.08 20:31:01 ] Toprosper > Which ain’t fought 1v1
[ 2014.05.08 20:31:35 ] Toprosper > Why do what everyone wants, when you can do the opposite?
[ 2014.05.08 20:32:01 ] Subject 4927 > lols this is easy.
[ 2014.05.08 20:32:06 ] Subject 4927 > So what timezone
[ 2014.05.08 20:32:07 ] Toprosper > I wardec on my terms, not anyone else’s
[ 2014.05.08 20:32:09 ] Subject 4927 > Are you.
[ 2014.05.08 20:32:24 ] Toprosper > Again, I’ll leave that for you to figure it out
[ 2014.05.08 20:32:33 ] Subject 4927 > You’re like zero fun.
[ 2014.05.08 20:32:41 ] Toprosper > That’s your job, it’s not my job to give you information as a WT
[ 2014.05.08 20:32:50 ] Toprosper > I’m not here to give you fun
[ 2014.05.08 20:32:55 ] Subject 4927 > Yes you are.
[ 2014.05.08 20:33:02 ] Toprosper > I’m here for my own fun, which I will get in my own time
[ 2014.05.08 20:33:12 ] Subject 4927 > You’re my little pet now duh dude.
[ 2014.05.08 20:33:16 ] Subject 4927 > Didn’t you get the memo.
[ 2014.05.08 20:33:18 ] Toprosper > Hardly
[ 2014.05.08 20:33:46 ] Subject 4927 > I’m going to name you….
[ 2014.05.08 20:33:51 ] Subject 4927 > Hmmm… got any good names?
[ 2014.05.08 20:33:52 ] Toprosper > Which was?
[ 2014.05.08 20:34:00 ] Toprosper > Nah
[ 2014.05.08 20:34:14 ] Subject 4927 > Oh i know, Buttmad.
[ 2014.05.08 20:34:21 ] Subject 4927 > That will be your new name.
[ 2014.05.08 20:34:26 ] Toprosper > Again, that’s for you to do; because if I’m the pet, I’m hardly the responsible one right?
[ 2014.05.08 20:34:40 ] Toprosper > Which means, I do as I please
[ 2014.05.08 20:35:09 ] Subject 4927 > Right.
[ 2014.05.08 20:35:29 ] Subject 4927 > You just submitted to being my pet.
[ 2014.05.08 20:35:32 ] Subject 4927 > fyi
[ 2014.05.08 20:35:32 ] Toprosper > And you have yet to assert control, best wait till the war starts
[ 2014.05.08 20:35:45 ] Toprosper > then you will get your chance
[ 2014.05.08 20:36:04 ] Subject 4927 > I just feel like you’re going to blue ball me.
[ 2014.05.08 20:36:22 ] Toprosper > Oh really?
[ 2014.05.08 20:36:26 ] Subject 4927 > yus
[ 2014.05.08 20:36:37 ] Toprosper > What can you do that others have not?
[ 2014.05.08 20:37:52 ] Subject 4927 > Lot’s of things!
[ 2014.05.08 20:38:00 ] Toprosper > Care to explain?
[ 2014.05.08 20:38:12 ] Toprosper > Because those lots of things might be the things that do not work.
[ 2014.05.08 20:38:32 ] Subject 4927 > God you’re terribad
[ 2014.05.08 20:38:48 ] Subject 4927 > I won’t need anybody else to join my corp after all.
[ 2014.05.08 20:38:51 ] Toprosper > Wait to the war first, you haven’t even fought me yet
[ 2014.05.08 20:39:00 ] Toprosper > I think you’re in a for a massive surprise
[ 2014.05.08 20:39:34 ] Toprosper > You still haven’t even explained yourself on what you’re going to do and I’m terribad? hmmm
[ 2014.05.08 20:39:48 ] Subject 4927 > Unless you’re my friend’s alt trolling or something along those lines. Don’t really see how i can be surprised.
[ 2014.05.08 20:39:56 ] Toprosper > lol
[ 2014.05.08 20:40:16 ] Toprosper > Well I’ll tell you one thing, I’ll be doing something that works, you can count on that
[ 2014.05.08 20:40:25 ] Toprosper > You won’t be getting a kill, lol
[ 2014.05.08 20:40:47 ] Subject 4927 > I mean alright. If i don’t get a kill. You can bet you won’t either.
[ 2014.05.08 20:40:58 ] Toprosper > Which wasn’t my point
[ 2014.05.08 20:41:04 ] Toprosper > My point was, you wouldn’t
[ 2014.05.08 20:41:10 ] Subject 4927 > LAWLS.
[ 2014.05.08 20:41:19 ] Toprosper > So you’ve just admitted that you’re going to be docking the entire time?
[ 2014.05.08 20:41:21 ] Subject 4927 > So you’re so good i could neverrrrrrrrrrr kill you.
[ 2014.05.08 20:41:33 ] Subject 4927 > Confirm or deny.
[ 2014.05.08 20:41:45 ] Toprosper > Yes…
[ 2014.05.08 20:41:58 ] Subject 4927 > Oh, Alright.
[ 2014.05.08 20:42:06 ] Subject 4927 > That makes it more fun at least.
[ 2014.05.08 20:42:21 ] Toprosper > Yess, just not for you of course
[ 2014.05.08 20:42:41 ] Subject 4927 > You have no idea what i think is fun.
[ 2014.05.08 20:42:48 ] Toprosper > I win wars with pens not guns, seriously
[ 2014.05.08 20:43:02 ] Toprosper > I don’t even have to shoot shit to win
[ 2014.05.08 20:43:27 ] Subject 4927 > Confirmed Toprosper is bad at pew pew.
[ 2014.05.08 20:43:43 ] Toprosper > But good at other things
[ 2014.05.08 20:43:51 ] Toprosper > I’ve already won lol
[ 2014.05.08 20:43:54 ] Subject 4927 > likeeeeeeee
[ 2014.05.08 20:44:04 ] Subject 4927 > tell me zomg im so interested.
[ 2014.05.08 20:44:32 ] Toprosper > I told you already, I win wars with pends
[ 2014.05.08 20:44:35 ] Toprosper > pens*
[ 2014.05.08 20:44:56 ] Subject 4927 > Is there isk involved?
[ 2014.05.08 20:45:10 ] Toprosper > Yeah, it’s going in my wallet
[ 2014.05.08 20:45:16 ] Toprosper > And out of yours
[ 2014.05.08 20:45:28 ] Toprosper > and your allies too, cause they ain’t doing shit in this war
[ 2014.05.08 20:46:09 ] Subject 4927 > So I’m going to pay you?
[ 2014.05.08 20:46:20 ] Toprosper > Yesss, indirectly but yess
[ 2014.05.08 20:46:28 ] Toprosper > As will be your allie
[ 2014.05.08 20:46:30 ] Toprosper > allies*
[ 2014.05.08 20:46:35 ] Toprosper > when isk fills my pocket
[ 2014.05.08 20:46:40 ] Toprosper > and drains yours
[ 2014.05.08 20:46:57 ] Subject 4927 > uhhh Yea is this your first rodeo?
[ 2014.05.08 20:47:20 ] Toprosper > Sure…
[ 2014.05.08 20:48:00 ] Toprosper > You’ve got nothing to worry about I mean I’ve already won; I’m really shit
[ 2014.05.08 20:48:31 ] Toprosper > Still, isk fills my wallet in the process so I’m happy
[ 2014.05.08 20:48:32 ] Subject 4927 > So when i give you isk “indirectly”. Can you notify me?
[ 2014.05.08 20:48:34 ] Toprosper > Making it rain
[ 2014.05.08 20:48:53 ] Toprosper > You’ll get the notification upon losses, don’t worry
[ 2014.05.08 20:49:05 ] Toprosper > Same will apply to oyur allies
[ 2014.05.08 20:49:44 ] Subject 4927 > idc about them. I’m trying to figure our how you’re going to make isk migrate from my wallet to yours.
[ 2014.05.08 20:50:15 ] Toprosper > Maybe because you’re spending unwisely and making no isk in the process?
[ 2014.05.08 20:50:21 ] Toprosper > Because I can do that
[ 2014.05.08 20:50:31 ] Toprosper > seriosuly, groups are losing isk as we speak
[ 2014.05.08 20:50:38 ] Subject 4927 > I make isk all day errrday.
[ 2014.05.08 20:50:52 ] Toprosper > Yeah but not when I’m aroudn you aint
[ 2014.05.08 20:51:11 ] Subject 4927 > You really think you can halt me from making isk?
[ 2014.05.08 20:51:25 ] Toprosper > Yeah, with my army of 1000s
[ 2014.05.08 20:51:30 ] Toprosper > Because I have that too
[ 2014.05.08 20:51:42 ] Subject 4927 > I mean, This toon isn’t for making isk. If you want to do so i suggest you move to jita.
[ 2014.05.08 20:52:05 ] Subject 4927 > Otherwise.. I think your plan is terribad.
[ 2014.05.08 20:52:14 ] Toprosper > Yeah thanks, I will be taking all of your profits, one og my agents is already on the task
[ 2014.05.08 20:52:19 ] Subject 4927 > But hey, Points for originality.
[ 2014.05.08 20:52:25 ] Toprosper > You’ve already lost now
[ 2014.05.08 20:52:39 ] Toprosper > You’ve just given me information when I didn’t ask for it
[ 2014.05.08 20:52:51 ] Subject 4927 > I have 6 alts in jita who make me money.
[ 2014.05.08 20:53:03 ] Subject 4927 > This is like, public knowledge.
[ 2014.05.08 20:53:13 ] Toprosper > Good
[ 2014.05.08 20:53:17 ] Subject 4927 > Oh and a few in nullsex.
[ 2014.05.08 20:53:23 ] Toprosper > I have much more
[ 2014.05.08 20:53:28 ] Toprosper > And they make back
[ 2014.05.08 20:53:32 ] Toprosper > bank*
[ 2014.05.08 20:53:38 ] Subject 4927 > What you have doesn’t matter lawls. This is about me dood.
[ 2014.05.08 20:54:11 ] Toprosper > But I’ve already said, you’ve lost, so it’s about me
[ 2014.05.08 20:54:29 ] Subject 4927 > But i haven’t lost :(
[ 2014.05.08 20:54:46 ] Toprosper > But oh you have, you just don’t know it yet
[ 2014.05.08 20:55:16 ] Subject 4927 > When will i know?
[ 2014.05.08 20:55:34 ] Toprosper > You will know, that’s all you need to know
[ 2014.05.08 20:55:42 ] Toprosper > You know?
[ 2014.05.08 20:56:12 ] Subject 4927 > No :(
[ 2014.05.08 20:56:19 ] Toprosper > Well good then
[ 2014.05.08 20:56:44 ] Toprosper > Means you’ve already lost, because you don’t know what’s going to happen and when
[ 2014.05.08 20:57:08 ] Subject 4927 > Well okay i hope it happens tomorrow.
[ 2014.05.08 20:57:20 ] Subject 4927 > I don’t want to get bored of you so fast.
[ 2014.05.08 20:57:25 ] Toprosper > good, that’s better for me then
[ 2014.05.08 20:57:46 ] Subject 4927 > Alright, Convo me whenever. We’re bffs.
[ 2014.05.08 20:58:07 ] Subject 4927 > See you 2maro Buttmad. Don’t be late.
[ 2014.05.08 20:58:37 ] Toprosper > I won’t, but you will; because you won’t lnow where to go
[ 2014.05.08 20:58:45 ] Toprosper > o/

Drumerboy14 Chronicles pt2

This time around we mostly spoke on TS3 on his server and promptly ransomed 475mil isk and a set of medals for me and the newbro I took with me on his first Safari. So for him to undock his new Orca I linked some hulk fit and got him excited to go mining. Obviously I didn’t have said Hulk but it should be enough to just have him park the thing on belt. Wrong. I had newbro go on comms first and poke him to just go into belt with him and not wait for me. Again, Nothing. I logged and newbro kept me updated on steam. “ORCA IS ON BELT” I logged back on and cursed my bad connection and that I was on my way.

We had no real conversation in chat but it gives you an idea how long I had to talk to him to get him to give up the moneys.

[ 2014.05.07 02:06:58 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > Absolute Assistance whats good man?
[ 2014.05.07 02:07:00 ] Absolute Assistance > sorry
[ 2014.05.07 02:07:05 ] Absolute Assistance > i got fuckin dc’d
[ 2014.05.07 02:07:14 ] Absolute Assistance > can i have that ts info again?
[ 2014.05.07 02:07:28 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > 174.55.19.158
[ 2014.05.07 02:07:58 ] Absolute Assistance > k ill be on ina sec
[ 2014.05.07 02:08:05 ] Absolute Assistance > my connection is so bad tonight
[ 2014.05.07 02:37:53 ] Absolute Assistance > 200,000,000
[ 2014.05.07 02:46:22 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > ur both fucked lol hahahahahaha catch u on the flip side
[ 2014.05.07 03:02:49 ] Absolute Assistance > https://zkillboard.com/kill/38542976/

Roughly a half hour. I think his rage from getting another Orca pointed and the fact that I said “Hey do you remember Subject? Because I’m subject” Was what made him do everything slow as shit.

http://i.imgur.com/03zUxwK.gif

He kept switching from “No whatever blow it up” to “Wait so how much is it again?” I kept sweet talking him and found out his real name to make it more personal and have him trust the guy who has his Orca in hull. Finally he gave us medals and 200mil a pop, Although he gave newbro 28mil first then corrected it and gave him 250mil…?! We went on and made a deal that went something like “You give us the money and the medals, and we will let your Orca go and leave corp” He was happy with it but offered a counter deal “If I pay you and you let me go can you stay in corp and not blow my stuff up?” ……………………………..

lolwut

I agreed, He held his end of the deal and hey good on him to trust me. Sadly I don’t think I’d ever let go of an Orca, Other ships probably but never an Orca. On comms when he gave us the stuff I said “Alright continue DPS, So ________ do you like sports?” He stopped talking for a good while until we pointed his pod and poped it “Oh my god” he said. On comms before he said “Once you blow it up I’m going to dock and undock and fuck your day up”

When his pod died I asked him “So ________ why aren’t you in system? I thought you we’re going to come out and mess us up man what happened” Comms went silent so we decided to leave. I told him to have a nice night and that ill be seeing him. Newbro exists with “Yea he’s kind of a douchebag sorry”.

Oh and for christ sake the Orca was empty, Again.

All the kills are here. Enjoy.

Drumerboy14 Chronicles

So this one isn’t the greatest set of logs and there wasn’t much drama. Aside from that this guy is great and i plan on visiting him often. First set here we go!

[ 2014.04.30 23:20:13 ] Subject 4927 > o/
[ 2014.04.30 23:20:35 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > o/
[ 2014.04.30 23:20:44 ] Subject 4927 > What’s up
[ 2014.04.30 23:20:46 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > Would you like to go mineing?
[ 2014.04.30 23:21:37 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > mining*
[ 2014.04.30 23:21:50 ] Subject 4927 > Sure i can bring a hulk if you have an orca, would love to clear belts.
[ 2014.04.30 23:22:06 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > I got you lets go!
[ 2014.04.30 23:22:23 ] Subject 4927 > Awesome, how are we deviding the ore
[ 2014.04.30 23:22:34 ] Subject 4927 > also put up a fleet for the boosts.
[ 2014.04.30 23:22:35 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > Hlaf
[ 2014.04.30 23:22:41 ] Subject 4927 > fair enough
[ 2014.04.30 23:23:51 ] Subject 4927 > meet me at belt 1 plis
[ 2014.04.30 23:23:56 ] Subject 4927 > hulk fills up fast
[ 2014.04.30 23:26:20 ] Subject 4927 > belt 1 is nice and full :D!
[ 2014.04.30 23:26:31 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > awsome
[ 2014.04.30 23:26:35 ] Subject 4927 > hopefully we can clear it
[ 2014.04.30 23:26:41 ] Subject 4927 > .5 systems are great for ore
[ 2014.04.30 23:27:11 ] Subject 4927 > im gonna put the ore in a can
[ 2014.04.30 23:27:50 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > sounds good im omw
[ 2014.04.30 23:28:33 ] Subject 4927 > those other guys coming?
[ 2014.04.30 23:28:37 ] Subject 4927 > we could have a mining op
[ 2014.04.30 23:28:41 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > prolly
[ 2014.04.30 23:29:27 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > were are you?
[ 2014.04.30 23:29:32 ] Subject 4927 > belt 1
[ 2014.04.30 23:29:43 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > im there i dont seee you
[ 2014.04.30 23:29:48 ] Subject 4927 > wrong belt lmao
[ 2014.04.30 23:30:02 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > im omw
[ 2014.04.30 23:30:18 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > nvm
[ 2014.04.30 23:30:24 ] Subject 4927 > So dumb.
[ 2014.04.30 23:30:39 ] Subject 4927 > So do you want to save it?
[ 2014.04.30 23:30:55 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > sure?
[ 2014.04.30 23:31:07 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > idc honeslty your luck imma fuckj u up
[ 2014.04.30 23:31:10 ] Subject 4927 > 2 very simple things.
[ 2014.04.30 23:31:14 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > just wait
[ 2014.04.30 23:31:33 ] Subject 4927 > Give me a medal. And 300mil. Only then will i not kill your Orca.
[ 2014.04.30 23:31:37 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > yawn ur gay
[ 2014.04.30 23:31:55 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > i have 6 bill ill buy more haha
[ 2014.04.30 23:31:59 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > pussy bitch
[ 2014.04.30 23:32:07 ] Subject 4927 > You don’t have to.
[ 2014.04.30 23:32:16 ] Subject 4927 > You can save your ship.
[ 2014.04.30 23:32:28 ] Subject 4927 > Let’s start by giving me a medal, Alright?
[ 2014.04.30 23:32:52 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > a medal how about no fagit
[ 2014.04.30 23:33:04 ] Subject 4927 > Why not?
[ 2014.04.30 23:33:19 ] Subject 4927 > Or 300 mil. Only then your Orca will be saved.
[ 2014.04.30 23:33:23 ] Subject 4927 > Or not lols.
[ 2014.04.30 23:33:49 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > no because ur going to die
[ 2014.04.30 23:33:56 ] Subject 4927 > Am i?
[ 2014.04.30 23:34:02 ] Subject 4927 > You bringing another ship?
[ 2014.04.30 23:36:00 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > just wait ur going to die ur fucking with the worng pilot
[ 2014.04.30 23:36:14 ] Subject 4927 > Alright, are you coming out to fight?
[ 2014.04.30 23:38:56 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > where u at bitch boy
[ 2014.04.30 23:39:03 ] Subject 4927 > Wait
[ 2014.04.30 23:39:08 ] Subject 4927 > I have to take a peepee
[ 2014.04.30 23:39:29 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > awhh PUSSY!
[ 2014.04.30 23:39:38 ] Subject 4927 > FIGHT ME
[ 2014.04.30 23:39:50 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > where u at bitch boy
[ 2014.04.30 23:40:14 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > meet me at belt 1 now if u think ur a man
[ 2014.04.30 23:40:20 ] Subject 4927 > im coming wait
[ 2014.04.30 23:41:28 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > im sure
[ 2014.04.30 23:42:09 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > im waiting bitch boy
[ 2014.04.30 23:43:02 ] Subject 4927 > where
[ 2014.04.30 23:43:03 ] Subject 4927 > im here
[ 2014.04.30 23:43:11 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > Misha I – Asteroid Belt 1
[ 2014.04.30 23:43:51 ] Subject 4927 > If i fight you in my hurricane i will win
[ 2014.04.30 23:43:54 ] Subject 4927 > no matter what
[ 2014.04.30 23:44:00 ] Subject 4927 > no ship can beat me
[ 2014.04.30 23:44:01 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > rightttt
[ 2014.04.30 23:44:30 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > im waiting bitch
[ 2014.04.30 23:44:39 ] Subject 4927 > you sure?
[ 2014.04.30 23:44:43 ] Subject 4927 > i dont see you……………
[ 2014.04.30 23:44:55 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > Misha I – Asteroid Belt 1
[ 2014.04.30 23:44:59 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > Misha I – Asteroid Belt 1
[ 2014.04.30 23:45:04 ] Subject 4927 > i just warped there
[ 2014.04.30 23:45:08 ] Subject 4927 > what did you bring
[ 2014.04.30 23:45:13 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > are you that dumb you cant even use a llink?
[ 2014.04.30 23:45:40 ] Subject 4927 > link?
[ 2014.04.30 23:45:45 ] Subject 4927 > if im dumb come fight me
[ 2014.04.30 23:45:59 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > ok where are you
[ 2014.04.30 23:46:21 ] Subject 4927 > belt one
[ 2014.04.30 23:46:25 ] Subject 4927 > use link
[ 2014.04.30 23:46:31 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > no ur not
[ 2014.04.30 23:47:00 ] Subject 4927 > what did you bring pussy
[ 2014.04.30 23:47:17 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > dont worry about it get in hear so i can fuck ur day up
[ 2014.04.30 23:47:47 ] Subject 4927 > Tell me, i have hurricane
[ 2014.04.30 23:47:49 ] Subject 4927 > you?
[ 2014.04.30 23:48:08 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > dont worry about it stop being a little bitch come in hear and fight like a man
[ 2014.04.30 23:48:48 ] drumerboy14 Enaka > so then i can blow up ur ship take ur bounty and kill you!!

 

I really don’t understand sometimes, I medal in total would have taken 10mil to create and to give in total. Not him though, He’d rather lose an Orca. He undocked an Apoc but sadly logged off before i could have fun with him.

Also did I mention that the Orca was empty? It was empty. https://zkillboard.com/kill/38542976/

Writing a book.

I’m opening a ticket to CCP and see how if it’s worth it. I’ve been paying for almost the whole time EVE has been up and running. I’ve got enough stories to mash one giant story about one of my characters. No other game has ever gotten me to the point where I either really want a good movie out of it, or to write a book on it. CCP really created something unique and I thank them for it. Depending on their response is when ill go ahead and start. The first installment will be free to get some people in the community talking, if the demand for the rest is there then I’d like to release the rest published and try to make it a cheap buy. Hopefully I do right by EVE players. 

Today marks the first step in my journey.

Almost killing 5b+ in one sweep.

So here i am flying around in my alt, when i check dscan and see 4 Hulks, 2 Covertors, Obelisk, Guardian, and an Orca.

My mouth starts to water..

I warp in after pinpointing the belt.. and it’s all one guy. That whole fleet is one dude.

2 hours later i joined the corp and awaited him and his juicy fleet to get online. Once he does, I undock and burn towards him, My eyes are set on that Orca. Mind you this is out of the blue, My new toon is still training and not ready for this many targets/dps needed. So i concentrated on the Orca and the hulks, But i forgot about the rep ship, So i after i killed it most of the hulks had fucked off, Since i was still training skills, i couldn’t target more than 2! So i was sad, But those who know me, know I’m a sucker for Orcas.

[ 2014.03.20 22:03:55 ] RisingFrost > count comms quick
[ 2014.03.20 22:03:59 ] Deymos Westrond > get on comms cont
[ 2014.03.20 22:04:01 ] Deymos Westrond > fast
[ 2014.03.20 22:04:15 ] RisingFrost > Kooreng
[ 2014.03.20 22:04:45 ] Minibren > Uedama
[ 2014.03.20 22:04:56 ] Minibren > Siseide
[ 2014.03.20 22:05:16 ] Absolute Compliance > I’m thinking, 2 minutes before i kill it.
[ 2014.03.20 22:05:29 ] Absolute Compliance > 600mil and a medal for my hard work.
[ 2014.03.20 22:05:31 ] Count Austheim > Siseide
[ 2014.03.20 22:05:33 ] Count Austheim > Uedama
[ 2014.03.20 22:06:51 ] Absolute Compliance > Also, If someone else comes in, It dies.
[ 2014.03.20 22:07:02 ] RisingFrost > well you already said you’d kill it
[ 2014.03.20 22:07:05 ] RisingFrost > so what’s the point?
[ 2014.03.20 22:07:22 ] Absolute Compliance > Paying will keep it alive.
[ 2014.03.20 22:08:51 ] RisingFrost > well what’s the cost you’re asking for out of curiosity
[ 2014.03.20 22:08:52 ] Absolute Compliance > It’s in hull.
[ 2014.03.20 22:09:04 ] Absolute Compliance > So I mean it’s up to you.
[ 2014.03.20 22:09:57 ] Sovanordana > Kooreng V – Asteroid Belt 3
[ 2014.03.20 22:10:17 ] RisingFrost > again you haven’t answered my questionof how much we’re talking here
[ 2014.03.20 22:10:25 ] Absolute Compliance > 600mil.
[ 2014.03.20 22:10:28 ] Absolute Compliance > 1minute.
[ 2014.03.20 22:13:24 ] RisingFrost > well you got it, but no isk so good job
[ 2014.03.20 22:14:12 ] Absolute Compliance > Well you guys took forever.
[ 2014.03.20 22:14:20 ] RisingFrost > yeah
[ 2014.03.20 22:14:24 ] RisingFrost > living in null sec will do that
[ 2014.03.20 22:14:53 ] Absolute Compliance > No i mean, You took forever to pay.
[ 2014.03.20 22:14:59 ] RisingFrost > lol
[ 2014.03.20 22:15:07 ] RisingFrost > we didnt so keep dreaming
[ 2014.03.20 22:16:02 ] Absolute Compliance > You let your members down, wowzers
[ 2014.03.20 22:16:11 ] RisingFrost > not really
[ 2014.03.20 22:16:19 ] RisingFrost > he knows its a part of the game
[ 2014.03.20 22:17:05 ] RisingFrost > you’re no richer, and he was reminded of a valuable lesson
[ 2014.03.20 22:17:58 ] Absolute Compliance > You’re so cold.
[ 2014.03.20 22:20:50 ] Absolute Compliance > So mister CEO, Cant i have my medal now?
[ 2014.03.20 22:21:32 ] RisingFrost > naw
[ 2014.03.20 22:21:34 ] RisingFrost > not worth i
[ 2014.03.20 22:21:34 ] Absolute Compliance > Kill: Duagar (Capsule) Kill: Duagar (Orca) Kill: Hooover (Guardian)
[ 2014.03.20 22:21:36 ] RisingFrost > it
[ 2014.03.20 22:21:42 ] Absolute Compliance > That’s a lot of money they just lost.
[ 2014.03.20 22:21:47 ] Absolute Compliance > Because you wouldn’t pay.
[ 2014.03.20 22:21:52 ] RisingFrost > yep
[ 2014.03.20 22:21:55 ] RisingFrost > we don’t pay ransoms
[ 2014.03.20 22:21:59 ] RisingFrost > and he learned
[ 2014.03.20 22:22:06 ] Minibren > i’m sorry but it sounds like your mad that we didn’t pay
[ 2014.03.20 22:22:09 ] RisingFrost > coulda asked that from day one :)
[ 2014.03.20 22:22:12 ] Absolute Compliance > That’s terrible!
[ 2014.03.20 22:22:16 ] cel karr > fuck ransoms
[ 2014.03.20 22:22:19 ] RisingFrost > yeah I know right
[ 2014.03.20 22:22:28 ] Absolute Compliance > I was just trying to help.
[ 2014.03.20 22:22:42 ] Absolute Compliance > I love exposing bad CEO’s. It’s my thing.
[ 2014.03.20 22:23:22 ] cel karr > dude you’ve just 100% outed yourself as a douche-tard
[ 2014.03.20 22:23:50 ] Absolute Compliance > A what?
[ 2014.03.20 22:23:55 ] RisingFrost > yeah I’m the worst
[ 2014.03.20 22:23:56 ] Absolute Compliance > Please explain what that means.
[ 2014.03.20 22:24:22 ] RisingFrost > I never pay ransoms, I force my members to be responsible for themselves… its like real life
[ 2014.03.20 22:24:29 ] Absolute Compliance > So, Let’s do this, Medal and I leave your corp.
[ 2014.03.20 22:24:44 ] Absolute Compliance > I feel like it’s only fair.
[ 2014.03.20 22:24:49 ] cel karr > http://lmgtfy.com/?q=douche+tard
[ 2014.03.20 22:24:54 ] Absolute Compliance > For my troubles.
[ 2014.03.20 22:25:03 ] RisingFrost > naw
[ 2014.03.20 22:25:39 ] Absolute Compliance > It seems your ego is hurting your corp and it’s members.
[ 2014.03.20 22:26:00 ] RisingFrost > yep :) been hard on them a long time
[ 2014.03.20 22:26:01 ] Dog Voodoo > whoa, whats happening here. Some high level shit a low level tea boy like me should not see?
[ 2014.03.20 22:26:05 ] RisingFrost > they like the abuse
[ 2014.03.20 22:26:29 ] Dog Voodoo > :)
[ 2014.03.20 22:26:34 ] Absolute Compliance > That’s awful.
[ 2014.03.20 22:26:44 ] RisingFrost > terrible mate
[ 2014.03.20 22:27:04 ] Absolute Compliance > So when you send me that medal, Make sure it says something nice about my hair.
[ 2014.03.20 22:27:17 ] RisingFrost > fair enough, its in the mail
[ 2014.03.20 22:27:42 ] Absolute Compliance > Jokes! haha nice!
[ 2014.03.20 22:27:55 ] Absolute Compliance > So may I guess you won’t award me a medal?
[ 2014.03.20 22:28:12 ] RisingFrost > you don’t have to guess I aleady said no
[ 2014.03.20 22:28:18 ] Absolute Compliance > Why not?
[ 2014.03.20 22:28:25 ] RisingFrost > Cause I’m mean
[ 2014.03.20 22:28:34 ] Absolute Compliance > Any other reason?
[ 2014.03.20 22:28:48 ] RisingFrost > nope
[ 2014.03.20 22:29:23 ] Absolute Compliance > Your member lost over 1bil isk.
[ 2014.03.20 22:29:31 ] RisingFrost > it was his to lose
[ 2014.03.20 22:29:36 ] cel karr > Count Austheim accept Jessica?
[ 2014.03.20 22:29:45 ] Absolute Compliance > You don’t feel at all responsible?
[ 2014.03.20 22:29:51 ] RisingFrost > not in the least
[ 2014.03.20 22:30:02 ] Absolute Compliance > And I thought I was bad!
[ 2014.03.20 22:33:11 ] Absolute Compliance > So why won’t anybody else come out to play.
[ 2014.03.20 22:33:27 ] RisingFrost > we’re in EF-F36 Solar System
[ 2014.03.20 22:33:29 ] RisingFrost > come on over
[ 2014.03.20 22:33:47 ] Minibren > with your endless supply of neutral logi?
[ 2014.03.20 22:33:53 ] Absolute Compliance > lol npc null, This alliance is great!
[ 2014.03.20 22:34:19 ] RisingFrost > the best :)
[ 2014.03.20 22:34:21 ] Jessica Helsel > All right!
[ 2014.03.20 22:34:28 ] Absolute Compliance > Hello Jessica!
[ 2014.03.20 22:34:32 ] RisingFrost > we did sov for over a year
[ 2014.03.20 22:34:35 ] Absolute Compliance > Want to come mining?
[ 2014.03.20 22:34:44 ] RisingFrost > isn’t really much of anything different except more tidi
[ 2014.03.20 22:34:53 ] cel karr > Jessica Helsel welcome
[ 2014.03.20 22:34:56 ] cel karr > (back) lol
[ 2014.03.20 22:35:14 ] Absolute Compliance > I feel like me an Jessica are going to be great friends.
[ 2014.03.20 22:35:47 ] Jessica Helsel > lol thanks
[ 2014.03.20 22:35:53 ] Absolute Compliance > So, Want to hang out?
[ 2014.03.20 22:37:04 ] Jessica Helsel > sec i got wife aggro at the most opportune time, as usual!
[ 2014.03.20 22:37:28 ] Absolute Compliance > So were abouts are you?
[ 2014.03.20 22:46:40 ] Absolute Compliance > Count Austheim You talked a lot, Now you’re silent. You seem scared.
[ 2014.03.20 22:55:03 ] Dog Voodoo > after analysing his convesation I conclude that he is ill.
[ 2014.03.20 22:55:19 ] Absolute Compliance > What’s the diagnosis?
[ 2014.03.20 22:55:40 ] RisingFrost > too much hair in the shampoo
[ 2014.03.20 22:56:39 ] Absolute Compliance > Is it terminal?
[ 2014.03.20 22:57:00 ] RisingFrost > unlikely
[ 2014.03.20 22:57:21 ] Absolute Compliance > So, would you guys host me in your teamspeak?
[ 2014.03.20 22:57:26 ] Absolute Compliance > I’d love to chat it up!
[ 2014.03.20 22:57:29 ] RisingFrost > sure
[ 2014.03.20 22:57:44 ] Absolute Compliance > Awesome, What’s the info.
[ 2014.03.20 22:58:38 ] cel karr > Haha count’s the best
[ 2014.03.20 22:59:22 ] Absolute Compliance > RisingFrost Will you have me?
[ 2014.03.20 22:59:29 ] RisingFrost > I aldready said sure
[ 2014.03.20 23:00:21 ] Absolute Compliance > Can you please give me the information to join you gentlemen?
[ 2014.03.20 23:01:55 ] EVE System > Channel MOTD: RA-FL has voted to remain in EF-F36. Please prepare for a corp discussion this weekend.RA-FL is really growing again, please keep up the good work contacting old friends and finding new pals.FROST LICKS TOILET SEATS.
[ 2014.03.20 23:17:13 ] Absolute Compliance > Is anybody else having fun reading out evemail chain?
[ 2014.03.20 23:17:19 ] Absolute Compliance > Please, Join in!
[ 2014.03.20 23:18:41 ] Dog Voodoo > yawn…..
[ 2014.03.20 23:18:58 ] Absolute Compliance > How come you don’t do voodoo
[ 2014.03.20 23:19:24 ] Absolute Compliance > very dissapoint, much sad, wow.
[ 2014.03.20 23:20:17 ] Absolute Compliance > Anyhow, Keep on recruiting, I’m sure we’re soon to meet again.
[ 2014.03.20 23:20:44 ] Erron Kell > BYE
[ 2014.03.20 23:20:53 ] Absolute Compliance > That’s all?
[ 2014.03.20 23:21:08 ] Erron Kell > i guess.. it sounded like you were leaving
[ 2014.03.20 23:21:08 ] Absolute Compliance > One lone soul is the only one to cry as I’m leaving?
[ 2014.03.20 23:21:18 ] Erron Kell > what happend?
[ 2014.03.20 23:21:20 ] Erron Kell > i just got on
[ 2014.03.20 23:21:35 ] Absolute Compliance > I killed a bunch of stuffs
[ 2014.03.20 23:21:43 ] Erron Kell > nice
[ 2014.03.20 23:21:53 ] Absolute Compliance > Thank You!
[ 2014.03.20 23:22:08 ] Erron Kell > so does it make you feel good?
[ 2014.03.20 23:22:11 ] Erron Kell > are you happy
[ 2014.03.20 23:22:22 ] Erron Kell > i bet you are happy.. how old are you? i want to be just like you
[ 2014.03.20 23:22:25 ] Erron Kell > you are soo cool
[ 2014.03.20 23:22:27 ] elgluth > heh I killed alot…its always good to kill stuff
[ 2014.03.20 23:22:36 ] Absolute Compliance > Killing stuffs is kewl.
[ 2014.03.20 23:23:32 ] Erron Kell > so how long have you been doing this kind of thing?
[ 2014.03.20 23:23:41 ] Erron Kell > just started up or has it been a hobby for a few years?
[ 2014.03.20 23:23:49 ] Absolute Compliance > For 4 years.
[ 2014.03.20 23:23:54 ] Erron Kell > wow
[ 2014.03.20 23:24:06 ] Erron Kell > that takes skill
[ 2014.03.20 23:24:07 ] elgluth > http://ravensflight.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12803681
[ 2014.03.20 23:25:04 ] Dog Voodoo > i’m a psychiatrist, and ive come to the diagnosis that this Absolute charachter is suffering from a personality disorder know as…..
[ 2014.03.20 23:25:39 ] Erron Kell > so what are you doing in life. you got a job or in school?
[ 2014.03.20 23:26:09 ] Absolute Compliance > I’ve got a job thanks!
[ 2014.03.20 23:26:19 ] Erron Kell > nice
[ 2014.03.20 23:26:31 ] Dog Voodoo > …. he will tell us if I am correct.
[ 2014.03.20 23:26:49 ] Absolute Compliance > Voodoo, Please help me.
[ 2014.03.20 23:26:53 ] Erron Kell > are you incharge of anybody, in my last job i had a bunch of people i was in charge of.. it was cool
[ 2014.03.20 23:27:12 ] Absolute Compliance > I own my company :)
[ 2014.03.20 23:27:26 ] Erron Kell > cool cool
[ 2014.03.20 23:27:55 ] Erron Kell > how do you treat your employees?
[ 2014.03.20 23:28:22 ] Absolute Compliance > Very well actually.
[ 2014.03.20 23:28:39 ] Erron Kell > ahh.. so you get your dick hard only in eve.. thats too bad

 

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Kill is a kill for me, I never pass up an Orca.